Devilishly Delightful Cinema Goer Pillows

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

You are very important to me!

Devilled Eggs

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Kissing at the Movies

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Devil cello

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

Devil Stove

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

"I bet they filmed that here."

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

Devil has the best tunes

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"