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'It was great. I hated it.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

You are very important to me!

Devilled Eggs

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Kissing at the Movies

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Devil cello

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

Devil Stove

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

"I bet they filmed that here."

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

Devil has the best tunes

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

"If there's anything meaningful or worthwhile in this movie, the whole evening will have been for nothing."

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"