Ironic Viewer Gifts

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

AI Summit

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."