Ironic Viewer Gifts

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

AI Summit

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Don't touch that Jake! It's bad for you!"

"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."