Ironic Reader Gifts

Inactivity book

How to Be In the Moment

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

Success Without Effort

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

Man reading a newspaper. Trophy head of giraffe reading over his shoulder.

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

How to profit by not buying books.

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

A book I would never read

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Lazy man reading a fitness book.

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Coffee-table kids' books

'I never believe anything until it's been officially denied at least twice. . .!'

Reading For Dummies.

Literature Classics: Updated for A Modern Audience

Man watching book being read on television.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"Bill and I are readers."

Books. Information. I'm a boring sort of person. What have you got with a hackneyed plot?

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!