Satirical Comic Reader Gifts

"Jobbymoons" For The Rest of Us

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Strange. . . this is the third Kaepernick/Nike protester we've had in here today."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Minority Report

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!