Satirical Comic Reader T-Shirts

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

wattle covers

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'