Satirical Humor Readers Gifts

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

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Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

D. H. Lawrence

Book

Advent Calender.

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Make your own bottled water.

Declutter Your Life

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Virtual interview.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles