Satirical Humor Readers Prints

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Advent Calender.

Book

D. H. Lawrence

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Make your own bottled water.

Declutter Your Life

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Virtual interview.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.