Satirical Humor Lovers Prints

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

The end is near.

'Bad news Fred. They're stopping my incapacity benefit.'

Antenna Yoga.

Seating arrangements.

"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

21st armored segway division.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Modern day doomsayer

'Usually we place a great deal of emphasis upon confidentiality for our clients...Unfortunately, the current staffing shortages mean that we've had to adopt a more flexible approach...'

'Women should stay home and raise their children!'

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

Guide For Children.

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"The business consultant has ordered a 20% cut in compassion to save money so I'm afraid you'll have to talk to yourself from now on!"

Sago Masochism

"We shortened the guidelines."

How they were named.

'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

'Foreign affairs must be getting tense - he ordered call-waiting for the Hot Line.'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'As it turns out our rights weren't alienable after all.'

More Life-Wasting Dross For Your Dumbed-Down Mind

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

'I just wanted you to know how I really feel about you.'

House Prices

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"What do you mean there's a 'New World Order' and you and Russia are at the top of it?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Right, we've worked out your work skills.'

'Of course you ignore me because you've got money and I'm poor... but I love you!'