Moviegoer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Couple Watching Scary Film

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Kissing at the Movies

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Dinner and a movie, sure. You order a pizza and I'll see what's on cable."

"Sit down Fred!"