'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'
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Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
'It was great. I hated it.'
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !
"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!
You are very important to me!
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....
"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."
Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.
"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"
"I'd like an aisle seat, please."
"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"
Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.
Couple Watching Scary Film
Kissing at the Movies
'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'
We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!
"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."
"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"
"Did I miss something?"
'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'
"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"
'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'
Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)
'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'
"This one's just like being at a real theatre."
"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."
Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks
"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."
'Are you crying?'
"Dinner and a movie, sure. You order a pizza and I'll see what's on cable."
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