Ironic Moviegoer T-Shirts

"If there's anything meaningful or worthwhile in this movie, the whole evening will have been for nothing."

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

Cult films!

"Sit down Fred!"

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

The Bridge II

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Mantis chick flicks

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Batman v Superman" was just awful. Just AWFUL! Wait

Giraffe watching open air cinema without paying.

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

"I like the part where she says, 'woof'."

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

They killed the monster!

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."