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Cars at the drive in.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive in movies.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

The Marx Brothers in 3D

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

Drive In.

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Sit down Fred!"

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'

Mantis chick flicks

'Waste of twenty quid.'