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"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive-thru Church

Drive in movies.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Cars at the drive in.

Kissing at the Movies

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

Falling asleep in the cinema.

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Repent

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Sit down Fred!"