Drive-in Employee Gifts

Chicken Coupe.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive in movies.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Once again, I fold.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Can I get a box for this?'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Is there anybody there?"

"Just a drop."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Sorry, I've got gas."

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

Cars at the drive in.

'I'll have that old breakfast standard, Shih-Tzu-On-a-Shingle.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

I recommend the ketchup.

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'