Drive-in Employee Gifts

Chicken Coupe.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive in movies.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Once again, I fold.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Just a drop."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Sorry, I've got gas."

"Is there anybody there?"

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

Cars at the drive in.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'll have that old breakfast standard, Shih-Tzu-On-a-Shingle.'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Chair massages.

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

I recommend the ketchup.

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."