Drive-thru Connoisseur Mugs

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-thru Church

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Stone Age Driving Test

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

I don't brake for tail gators.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"I can't heeear you!"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"