Defensive Driving Enthusiast Mugs

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Here's the weak point."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Defensive EU

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Stone Age Driving Test

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.