Defensive Driving Devotee Pillows

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Safe Driving.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Bomb Back Better

Dronin'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"You call that teaching."

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Tearing down and building walls.

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

Bush breaking USA's piggy box for military expenses.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".