Defensive Driving Fans Pillows

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Camouflage Paint.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Nice moat."

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

Driver Hand Signals

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'

"No, defensive driving does not mean you hit the other guy first!"

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

Get a move on, you idiot!

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

'Back off! This is a 0.000057 Magnum!'