Defensive Driving Fans T-Shirts

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Camouflage Paint.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Nice moat."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Fallout Shelter

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

Driver Hand Signals

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

American Football

'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'

"No, defensive driving does not mean you hit the other guy first!"

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

It's just not the same since we instituted the concussion protocol.

Get a move on, you idiot!

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

'Back off! This is a 0.000057 Magnum!'