Old Car Devotee T-Shirts

Car trouble.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"She's family."

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"