Old Car Devotee Gifts

Car trouble.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The American Nightmare.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"She's family."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"