Old Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Chicken Coupe.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'