Sea God Worshipper Gifts

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Trucker's tan?'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Sun Worship

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Revenge had come.

A gap between the solar panels