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'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Marilyn's Rushmore

Energy saving mode

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Revenge had come.

Sun Worship

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.