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Flying Dutchman

Sea Angel

Bite out of fishing pier.

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

The Imperfect Storm

"Holy Mackerel!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.