Sea Gods Appreciators T-Shirts

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Holy Mackerel!"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Mermaid and old sailor

Neptune: the retirement years.

Mermen

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"She's very affectionate!"

Sea Angel

WARNING! Armed Response.

Pygmy giant squid

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

"Do you mind?!"

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Are we sharing?"