Sea Gods Appreciators Mugs

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

Neptune: the retirement years.

Mermaid and old sailor

Mermen

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"She's very affectionate!"

I wish I never had to ride on another bus for as long as I live. Is there a Greek God of cabs I can pray to? I think his name is "Hackus." Bus.

WARNING! Armed Response.

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

"Do you mind?!"

Pygmy giant squid

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'