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Mermaid and old sailor

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Mermen

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Sea Angel

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Do you mind?!"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"