Sea Legend Lovers Gifts

Mermaid and old sailor

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Mermen

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Do you mind?!"

Sea Angel

Mermaid Yoga

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"