Bean Devotees Mugs

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Mother's Day at the Hive

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Middle Distance Runners

Before the Salivating Dogs

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'