Bean Buffs Prints

The Creature of the Black Legume

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Bumble Bee

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Plant Parenthood...

'You've had enough.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."