Banana Whisperers Gifts

Banana Midlife Crisis

Polly txt speak

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Cat being licked by plant.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'It must be a milkfish.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Polly Clinic.

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Banana Ballet

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"The rabbit got lost."