Banana Whisperers Gifts

Banana Midlife Crisis

Polly txt speak

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Cat being licked by plant.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Polly Clinic.

Banana Ballet

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"The rabbit got lost."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"