Banana Whisperer Gifts

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

An old man growing berries

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Botany Baby!

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Tree Passion

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!