Banana Peel Antics Gifts

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Banana Yoga

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm a baahnana!"