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"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Peel poker.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I'm a baahnana!"