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'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.'

"Just be yourself."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Banana Split...

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Peel poker.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

Spaghetti Road

'Nana!'