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'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.'

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"No. You turn over."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Spaghetti Road

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'