Banana Peel Humorist T-Shirts

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Flight simulator'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Conference Pears

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

Another hot flash?

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

Shark Chum

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Fish Farm.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Orange House of Horrors

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Banana Ballet

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"