Beanie Collector Gifts

You are not all here.

Hat Check. I'm afraid I can't find my ticket, but how many red beanies do you have back there? And how many of those have a propellor?

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jack in the box on strike.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Jesus and the Peeps

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Steroids."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Bee hives to let.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Halloween.

Corn Lizard