Beanie Collector Gifts

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jack in the box on strike.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Jesus and the Peeps

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Steroids."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Corn Lizard

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Bee hives to let.

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Halloween.

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."