Beanie Enthusiast Gifts

Clothes Make the man...

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Banana Split...

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Banana Yoga

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'