Beanie Enthusiast Gifts

Clothes Make the man...

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Peel poker.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'