Culinary Juggler Gifts

To do before Saturday...

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"The meeting will come to order."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Balanced Diet"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Funky Chef 1

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."