Porky Punster Gifts

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Wow, not bad! The only thing I'm likely to inherit is a pigsty...'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Litterary Dogs.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Hallelujah!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

His Other Shtick

Surfin' the web.

'Play dead.'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"