Porky Punster Gifts

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Wow, not bad! The only thing I'm likely to inherit is a pigsty...'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Litterary Dogs.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Hallelujah!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

His Other Shtick

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

Mobile Holmes.

Surfin' the web.