Pumpkin Carving Pillows

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

"Geez Larry, if I were you, I'd get a good lawyer."

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

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"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

'Wow, what a hothead!'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

Internet Jack O'Lantern.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Is that permanent?"

Horror movies for pumpkins

They're not all named 'Jack': 'Sara, meet Ned, Dawn, George and Axel.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Done!'

"It was a botched surgery."

"I feel so empty inside."

Halloween sculptor

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

The Pumpkin's version of a hollowed-out Human Jack-o-lantern

'I have this empty feeling inside me.'

"When it comes to beautiful pumpkins, you didn't make the cut."

Happy Halloween America!

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

Happy Halloween 2021

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"That's the best I can do."

"He's not anti-social - just tight-lipped."

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"You can tell she's had work done."

Woman comes home to see pumpkin on her porch being carved from the inside.

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.'