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Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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"I tested very high in playing."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Happy Halloween America!

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'