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"Actually, it's just Jack Lantern, there's no Irish in my family."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

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Giant Headless Horseman

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Happy Halloween America!