Pumpkin Carving Fan T-Shirts

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Tree house.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

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"I'm a monster."

"It was a botched surgery."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Viggo Mortensen

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

D.C. Halloween

Alberto Giacometti.

"Make it look like an accident"

Halloween sculptor

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Your candle has gone out."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Miguel Ferrer

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Happy Halloween.

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Frederick Robinson