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Smoking Jack O Lantern.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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"It was a botched surgery."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Alberto Giacometti.

"Make it look like an accident"

Easter bunny Island.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Happy Halloween America!

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."