Pumpkin Carving Fans Pillows

Smoking Jack O Lantern.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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"It was a botched surgery."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Viggo Mortensen

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Halloween sculptor

Alberto Giacometti.

"Make it look like an accident"

Easter bunny Island.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Your candle has gone out."

Miguel Ferrer

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Happy Halloween.

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Happy Halloween America!

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."