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"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'Sports, sports, sports! Don't you see what you've becomes?'

'This is the old Peterson place. Rumor has it the Mrs carved her husband up, made a pie from his innards, and then shoved a lit candle in his hollowed out carcass.'

"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."

Scary stuff

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

Pumpkin diet.

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

Pumpkin funeral.

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I feel like a hollow shell of my former self,'

"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"

No caption. (Squirrel runs in terror after jack-o-lantern has bitten off its tail.)

No caption {The Headless Horseman rides on his horse, carrying a partially eaten Jack o' Lantern and chasing a squirrel}.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'