Pumpkins Gifts

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Scary stuff

Pumpkin diet.

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

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'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"It was a botched surgery."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

D.C. Halloween

Pumpkin Time!

"Make it look like an accident"

Happy Halloween!

"We need to talk."

Halloween sculptor

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.